Here, lemme give you a hug, you poor bastard.
Washington DC named it's new Chief of Schools today, and the poor, unfortunate soul is...Clifford B. Janey!! From the school districts of Boston and Rochester comes Mr. Janey to take the job that no sane person--and a large number of the clinically insane people--could possibly want.
The Washington Post described the search as "agonizing." Mr. Janey will have ample opportunity over the next few months to come to viscerally understand the meaning of that word.
So, The Deceiver's gotta know...how long will he last in the job? Will he make it through the year? Send guesses to email@example.com!