Wednesday, September 22, 2004

DCeptette: Out on the edge of darkness edition.

  1. Bianca Jagger comes to Washington to fight against...toxic mold? Ummmmm...okay! Here's the angle: if you put it in context, toxic mold tax relief=the new estate tax! Somewhere, Grover Norquist is dreaming of spores (Leiby)
  2. Headline of the Week: "Don't court us and then snub us, says angry black caucus." Now, The Hill, "Angry Black Caucus"? That's such a stereotype! (The Hill)
  3. Waterfront baseball stadium proposed for DC team, even as Angelos, Barry, bear down on proposal from both sides. If all goes well, you could soon be the lucky fan courting fish rot disease scooping Maicer Izturis foul-offs out of the Anacostia (Post)
  4. We have maintained for over a decade that the moon-faced folk-pop stylings of Cat Stevens have no place on our airlines. Finally, the Office of Homeland Security agrees, spares Dulles Airport in favor of making it Maine's problem. (Post)
  5. We survived Princess Michael of Kent, then we persevered over Kathleen Battle comes to town. DCers credit awareness, quiet shoes and a concentrated effort to not startle or make direct eye contact with her as the reason we survived. (Post)

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