- DC Voters Throw Down. Incumbents shitcanned, Barry resurrected, Sandy Allen apparently had "drugs in her back yard" and didn't share with me. (Post)
- TMI Department. UVa Football's Marquis Weeks, on kick return for TD: "That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops." (Huh?)
- Betsy Rothstein interviews Kristin Gore about Sammy's Hill. Question: Is Rothstein some fifth-grader The Hill obtained from some Pity, Incorporated outreach program? Because these questions are relentlessly non-adult and about as probing as a box of Apple Jacks. Embarrassing. (The Hill)
- Welcome to Band Camp. Plotting your poop-laden revenge on Craigslist may be hella unwise, but it's definitely suburban. (Craigslist)
- Gordon Peterson axed from Channel 9's Late News; future uncertain. Meanwhile Channel 4's George Michael poised to "bray like a jackal far into eternity," says news director, laughing Satanically. (Post)
- Kennedy Center Honorees chosen: Warren Beatty, Ossie Davie, Ruby Dee, Sir Elton, Dame Joan Sutherland, John Williams. A tearful Conrad Bain swallows pride, pins hope on next year. (KenCen)
- And, Synergy Department: The wild and crazy world of herpes, John Kerry gradually helps the unemployed, and, later today, a special Rosh Hashanah message from the Bloom sisters. (Blue in the Face)
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