Thursday, September 16, 2004

Deceptette--Act your age, not your shoe size edition

  1. DC Voters Throw Down. Incumbents shitcanned, Barry resurrected, Sandy Allen apparently had "drugs in her back yard" and didn't share with me. (Post)
  2. TMI Department. UVa Football's Marquis Weeks, on kick return for TD: "That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops." (Huh?)
  3. Betsy Rothstein interviews Kristin Gore about Sammy's Hill. Question: Is Rothstein some fifth-grader The Hill obtained from some Pity, Incorporated outreach program? Because these questions are relentlessly non-adult and about as probing as a box of Apple Jacks. Embarrassing. (The Hill)
  4. Welcome to Band Camp. Plotting your poop-laden revenge on Craigslist may be hella unwise, but it's definitely suburban. (Craigslist)
  5. Gordon Peterson axed from Channel 9's Late News; future uncertain. Meanwhile Channel 4's George Michael poised to "bray like a jackal far into eternity," says news director, laughing Satanically. (Post)
  6. Kennedy Center Honorees chosen: Warren Beatty, Ossie Davie, Ruby Dee, Sir Elton, Dame Joan Sutherland, John Williams. A tearful Conrad Bain swallows pride, pins hope on next year. (KenCen)
  7. And, Synergy Department: The wild and crazy world of herpes, John Kerry gradually helps the unemployed, and, later today, a special Rosh Hashanah message from the Bloom sisters. (Blue in the Face)

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