Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Deceptette--Lead me not into Penn Station

  1. The Bush Twins perform at the RNC open mike, horrifying train wreck follows. Naturally, we blame Barbara. (Washington Post)
  2. Redskins owner Dan Snyder buying up a ton of stock in Six Flags Amusement Park. Shareholders see news as the beginning of a new, unbridled era of false confidence and total suckitude. (Washington Post)
  3. "You're in the showers with them, you're in the bunk room with them, you're in staterooms with them, you're pressed up against them, bodies moving as one, sweat comingling into a steep, briny juice of forbidden love." Anti-gays-in-the-military-but-secretly-gay US Representative Ed Schrock (R-VA) provides the hot man-to-man action and erotic phone sex that we wanted from James McGreevey. (Blade)
  4. Adam Eidinger--the Milo Aukerman of DC Politics--turns out to be the man behind the flaming Manhattan protest dragon. "Dragon of Self-Determination" meant as statement for DC voting rights. Well, that certainly showed the world how serious we are. (DCist)
  5. Georgetown student Dave Stroup's girlfriend breaks up with him, tragically leading to pointless, anticlimactic article. (Georgetown Voice)

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