Friday, September 24, 2004

Deceptette: Such a dirty shame edition

  1. Outrageous. Major League Baseball finally figures out how to shut the pustulent wretch Peter Angelos up: shove MORE money down his blab hole! The next time the MLB has to go to Angelos, watch for him to demand: "More babies! Dripping with placenta! Must devour the newly born! Bwaaa-haaa-haaa! (Post)
  2. DCist says Brunell will probably not play against 'Boys. Memo to Patrick Ramsey: you are going to get blitzed, early and often. They'll probably jump you in the parking lot. (DCist)
  3. U.S. Goverment jizzes all over themselves trying to get a glimpse of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, who are currently raising money for Ataxia-Telegensti...uh, Ataxia-Teleconnectida..., Ataxia...ummm--currently fucking each other. That's it. Currently fucking each other. (Names and Faces)
  4. What's that you say? Metro riders are currently experiencing some agita? I hadn't heard! (Post, late to the party as usual)
  5. Fans of the Washington Capitals rejoice! The hockey season will be happening--virtually, on G4TechTV starting October 13. All the fun of watching actual hockey games, without any worry that Ted Leonsis will try to beat the crap out of you. (G4TV)
  6. Baby, it's been too long. John Waters is back and sweetie, he is Sal-LAY-SHUSS! (Defamer/A Dirty Shame)
  7. And, in the Department of Synergy, check out Blue in the Face each day for the Blue in the Face Daily Briefing--and also see such features as: the poem that was used to convince musician Paul Hashemi to keep a backwards L on his website, our soft-hitting cross-country tour of voter opinion, the pissy 'tude from the I Hate The Blue In The Face Blog Bot, and, coming later today...Porter Goss: why he's gonna make everything much better! (Blue in the Face)
  8. There is no 8.

1 comment:

Toby Knouff said...

I am looking forward to your posts.