If you haven't seen the cover of New York Times Magazine yet, there it is. The cover depicts Ana Marie Cox using the sparkly lights of her Dell Inspiron to momentarily stun and befuddle the onrushing R.W. Apple and Jack Germond, who, despite having just come from eating several roasted minotaurs, find themselves ravenous for a Wonkette amuse bouche. As the bright lights of the pretty laptop combine with the Minotaur meat clogging Apple and Germond's sinuses, the quick thinking Cox is able to blog her way to safety by reaching Mark Halperin on his Blackberry, who immediately dispatches the Noted Now SkyCopter to rescue Cox and bring her back to his 18th and Swann NW hideaway, where she spends the evening guzzling mojitos and ranking on Jodi Wilgoren's wardrobe.
At least, that's how it goes in the treatment I faxed to Drew Barrymore's production company.