Monday, October 25, 2004

DCeptette: Hunters and the Hunted Version

  1. World of Craigslist: Anonymous Craigslister misses connection with the young filly Barbara Bush at the Fresh Fields on Wilson Boulevard in Arlington. As I've said before, I think Jenna is hotter, perhaps only because deep within the inky depths of Barbara's eyes lie the black flames of damnation. Anyway, MC boy, you should have shown Bab's your "O" face. (Craigslist)
  2. It's being reported that Muslim voters are abandoning Bush in droves and planning to cast their vote for John Kerry. The Kerry Campaign, when reached for comment, said, "Hey, everybody, let's just keep it down, you know?" (Post)
  3. The Home School Legal Defense Association are like the Superfriends who fly into action everytime someone dares question the validity of a crazy Christian education in the basement. Unfortunately, they don't seem to be as effective in keeping me from throwing the resumes of the home-schooled in the dustbin. (Republicans Can Read, Too!)
  4. More and more, police are being aided by robots. But can the cops teach the robots how to love, man? Can they teach a robot to feel me? Remember, if robots take over the world, that'll be the end of your fucking emo band. (Moonie Poopchute)
  5. Hey, get on up to Maryland for the first Bear Hunt in 51 years! And if you're a husky gentleman who likes to go to The DC Eagle for fine drink and conversation, please note that this a LITERAL Bear Hunt. We don't want anyone to get hurt. Except the actual bears, I guess. (WTOP)

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