Guess who's coming to Washington, DC? The guy in the picture above, dumbass. Yes, John Stewart and Ben Karlin will be in town Friday, October 15 to sign The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book) : A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction at Politics and Prose at 5015 Connecticut NW.
The signing starts at one p.m. So, get your "doctor's appointments" set up this week people, it's not like Stewart has the time to walk around DC handing out golden tickets. It is a signing only--no talky-talk or reading, and Stewart doesn't smoke anymore, so he probably won't be hanging out by the back door, so come with clean hands and a nice hello.
In case you were wondering, yes, it's common for women and non-traditional male enthusiasts of all ages and demographics to experience spontaneous orgasm in the presence of John Stewart, so by all means, dress appropriately. And, no, we don't have the first clue who Ben Karlin is, but we anticipate the potential for sudden sexual climax to be much, much lower.
Bonus points will be awarded to everyone if Stewart wears his Sag Harbor sweatshirt.