Tuesday, February 22, 2005

DCeptette: Ezekiel 25:17 Version

  1. The saga of the loud, stupid, right-wing loonypoons in the Virginia State Legislature continues, Part One. Good news! Delegate Charles Carrico, who wanted to improve upon Thomas Jefferson's Virginia Statute on Religious Freedom by destroying it, got a much deserved beat down in the Senate Courts of Justice Committee. While Carrico's "improvement", as noted in these pages previously, would have made it your right to pray in public as loudly, as spasmodically, and with as many burning objects and body fluids as you could dream of, we still say, why not do these things anyway, whereever the false prophets of crank conservative quasi-Christianity hold sway. Oh, and by the way: you're welcome! (Post)
  2. I thought emo girls used Friendster, not Craigslist! (Craigslist)
  3. Choire at Wonkette asks: "Are Coulter and Ron Silver dating, just dinning, or dreaming up television show? We're dying to know." Of more interest to DCeiver: is Anne still under the impression that when she gets the searing headaches, coupled with the nosebleeds and uncontrollable lactation, she's having an orgasm? (Wonkette)
  4. You know, it's been said that when you look at fathers and sons, usually, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And then there are those occasions where the apple gets himself crazy high and hurls itself off a tree at a cop's face. (WJLA)
  5. The saga of the loud, stupid, right-wing loonypoons in the Virginia State Legislature continues, Part Two. Reverend Deborah Peevey walks into the Virginia General Assembly to open their Friday session and harshly calls out the state's biggest scumbags: "Holy One, convict those who are using their power not to lead or to guide but to harm the gay and lesbian citizens, a small minority in this commonwealth." Very Samuel L. in Pulp Fiction. Way to wield the ball peen hammer in the name of the Lord, Reverend Peevey! (DCist)

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