DCeptette: I predict a riot version.

1. I've started to soften on Sully, but I still snicker when he goes all hysterical on us. Today he predicts: "a coming Civil War within Catholicism." Ehhh...maybe. Remember, this prediction is coming from a guy who probably refers to a haircut as a "follicular 9-11." (Sullivan)
2. Capitol Weather reports nice temperatures, but why aren't we experiencing DC's famous humidity? Fucking gentrifying bastards, that's why. (Capitol Weather)
3. *Snerk!* (Craigslist)
4. On the GogBlog, every day is Happy Tard-Day. Here's a Hint needs to give them another clinic on titles that aren't totally insipid. (Gogs)
5. Holy shit! Peter Marks has actually reviewed a play being staged in Washington, DC! Is he trapped under some kind of rock? Sweet Jeebus, I sure hope he's trapped under some kind of rock! (Post)