Thursday, May 26, 2005

DCeptette: Fuck AC Milan and all their friends version.


Extremely tired and incredibly surly: will Grady Weatherford
be the next DCer to have the perfect day? Posted by Hello

  1. Guess what? DC actor and confirmed Liverpool fan Hugh T. Owen is totally having the Best Week Ever. The day of the UEFA Champions League Final was very good to him. Over the past 48 hours, Owen's managed to basically steal back the plot of Fever Pitch from Jimmy Fallon for dear old Blighty. Yes, this is what having your picture in the DCeiver can do for you! On another note: anyone out there TiVo the Liverpool game? If so, hook a blogga up!
  2. Moonie haiku a go-go: "Mold: dank, dangerous / We dress up the obvious / as if breaking news." (Coyote Scat)
  3. Kelly Ann Collins and crew meet cute with Dallas Maverick owner Mark Cuban at McFadden's. KAC totally caught him in the act, post-lobbying "sports stuff", but misses an opportunity to challenge Cuban and his posse to a high-stakes game of twenty-one. Next time, Kelly Ann, you'll totally take him. Remember, nothing Cuban is associated with can defend the high screen-and-roll. (Washington Socialites)
  4. Vets take Rummy to court over retirement benefits. Careful now. Rumsfeld rarely misses the opportunity to authorize a military strike on you. (Examiner)
  5. Shit be bananas at a Montgomery mall yesterday as retail rage makes pre-Memorial Day Sale debut. Witness says: "It's very weird to go out, buy a pair of shoes, and all hell breaks loose." Yeah, well that's all gonna change once the stores are stocked with those dope new Information Leafblower kicks! (DCist)

16 comments:

DCepticon said...

When did this turn into a sigles site for your actor buddies?

DCepticon said...
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hugh said...

mighty mighty mighty liverpool.

grady said...

1) how do you know i'm single
2) are you challenging me for surley supremecy
3) you lose
4) fuck off you dribbling internet hack
4.5) why don't you go ogle your transformers some more, maybe you'll actually get a hard on this time.
5) Liverpool is LEGEND

The Deceiver said...

Grady, my pet...

1. Take it up with DCepticon.
2. You top the Premiereship of Surly.
3. Yes.
4. Just trying to spur the development of that "Fuck The DCeiver" blog.
4.5 I don't even know what this means.
5. Liverpool is a 500 foot tall Jesus with breasts that lactate chocolate flavored triumph.

hugh said...

5) = Fact.

and you don't mess with Fact.

The Deceiver said...

Hey:

You decide.

You decide.

You decide. You decide. You decide.

You decide.

You decide. You decide.





You decide.

Anonymous said...

dceiver, fear not, for your are decidedly safe under the blanket of my surley aura. the "fuck off" was not for you. however this does not change my decision to call the dcepticon a dribbling internet hack, twice now. come on, what are going to do, post me to death? i have decided...

jordan said...

you crazy kids and your blogs...
i want an rss feed, dammit!

DCepticon said...

I shall respond one point at a time. And my comment while obviously striking a nerve was directed to Dceiver and not you, you big ball of stress you. By the way fuck you all and Milan.
1. I know what I know
2. I am more snarky than surly you can have that.
3. Not sure what the prize is but you can keep it.
4. Again not so much a hack as someone who cares a little too much obviously.
4.5. Any feelings of attraction for the transformers is yours and not mine.
5. Liverpool is the best pool.

cuff said...

Liverpool were amazing in their comeback. AC Milan were pathetic in their collapse. Hate it when it comes down to penalties, though.

Had to read about it.
http://football.guardian.co.uk/news/matchreport/0,9752,1492011,00.html

hugh said...

Stevie G's a bloody legend
Carragher is a bloody legend too. Nothing but joy. Mighty.

DCepticon said...

Oh and you whine like Ann Coulter.

grady said...

1) which isn't much, aside from which footy team to suport without getting you head eaten by the rest of the readership
2)snarky, hmm, no that requires personality
3)okay i'll keep my piece of mind
4)hack
4.5) i have but to reference your "identity"
5)well, let no one say there is no common ground.

fighting words? care to take it outside...sorry, my fault, almost forgot, dribbling internet hacks turn to dust in sunlight...guess you will have to stay in and sodomize your toys some more...oh and think about your responce a lot before you post, you've got like 14 hours to think of something clever. but judging from your tragically derivative "identity" i don't have high hopes. (sound enough like the bitch for you?)

DCepticon said...

I love you Grady.

The Deceiver said...

What's funny is that I had such a strong reaction to FEVER PITCH after reading it for the first time, and feeling it's mind expanding wisdom on our self-destructive and obsessive natures soothe me like a lovely balm, that I decided to support Arsenal in solidarity with Nick Hornby.

But, I'm glad Hugh is happy.