Wednesday, May 11, 2005

This week's Capital Hill Evacuation is over!

Apparently, the Capitol Area was buzzed by a small plane, the USS Shit Be Bananas. Everyone freaked, ran outside. Then it was all clear, and back to memos. Anyone whose iPod was stolen during the hasty panic will be allowed to speak to a grief counselor.

When I heard the news, I was sure that Bolton's confirmation hearing had taken a turn for the worse. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Promise me that after this dude's confirmation goes down in flames, there'll be shot of him slowly and sadly walking down Constitution Avenue away from the camera as the sad closing theme from The Incredible Hulk plays in the background? Promise me that much.

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