Wednesday, June 15, 2005

DCeptette: A rush of dud to the head version

  1. Confidential to Eric@BigYawn: For the record, we're following in the footsteps of GOTHAMIST.
  2. Jessica Cutler will be reading from The Washingtonienne at Olssons at Penn Quarter tonight. Expect the experience to be, at times, whelming. Across the riv, in Arlington, Eric Carle reads The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Just in case we haven't reminded you about him recently, in a weird confluence of the two events, Robert Steinbuch will spend the evening reading the naughty parts of his Washingtonienne lawsuit to his very horny caterpillar, hoping that it will turn into a butterfly. It won't of course, because Robert Steinbuch loves to pay women to fuck him. He's got mommy issues. He's a pervy little horndog. He probably cries when he hears "The Scientist" too, Eric! (DCist)
  3. I've long wanted to be purveyor of gonzo ninja movies. Just pack some vans full of people, head to Kings Dominion, have forty or so people change into ninja costumes in the restroom and, at a given signal, just start running all over the place, fighting with each other, camerapersons trailing behind. That would be the best fucking day at Kings Dominion ever! Well, this is a start. (Craigslist)
  4. Guess what, DC? Smoking ban is coming. And it can't get here soon enough. Know why? Because the people arguing this issue, on both sides, are total assholes. It's like Bergen-Belsen for straw men on these message boards. Enough! Shut up! Stop hurting America! (Post)
  5. National Zoo attraction Mei Xiang may be pregnant. You're welcome. (DCist)

1 comment:

DCepticon said...

She doesn't call she doesn't write. I don't know if I mean the Washingtionee or the panda.