Thursday, July 21, 2005

DCeptette: You're up in your loft getting soft version



  1. 1. Look: I know that he damaged an awful lot of property that didn't belong to him, but now that Borf's been arrested, and his identity revealed, that doesn't make it right for people to go over to his house in tony Great Falls, Virginia, and, using the conveniently located River Bend Golf and Country Club as a cover to get in and get out, tag the hell out of his own house just because it would probably prove a irony-steeped point. Two wrongs don't make a right. Five wrongs? Yeah, they probably make a right. Three? I don't know if they make a right. If you're coming from the south on Walker Road, though, make a right on Arnon Chapel Road. But know this: what you are doing is deliciously wrong.
  2. So, tickets for the Gwen Stefani/Black Eyed Peas show will run $55-75? WTF? Unless the opener is Hello We're Here To Personally Suck The Dick Of Everyone In The Audience Tonight, I wouldn't consider it. (DCist)
  3. Sometimes, the season finale of Rescue Me just writes itself. (Post)
  4. Panic on the streets of Band Camp! Herndon, Virginia is brought to its knees by a canine learning to master the art of concentric circles. Oh, sweet Moses! Oh will life ever be sane again? On this Elden Street that we slip down? (Craigslist)
  5. ...and 850 of them, authorities say, will have to be euthanized. (Examiner)

6 comments:

Washington Cube said...

Going to Great Falls to tag Borf's house is an amusing idea. What would your tag be? "Forb?" ...taking it back to it's source?

Want to bet that he never tagged anything at the country club and golf course?

arcticactor said...

as an old friend of mine from high school once put it ... "two wrongs don't make a right, but two wrongs and a Smith&Wesson do."

He was from Tennessee, so ...

The Deceiver said...

He probably spent 10 hours a week at that country club.

Dutchess said...

Are we sure it's the right Borf?? DC's finest arrested another guy about 2 months ago thinking he was Borf. It was decided he was only a borf copy cat and let go with a citation. Did he actually commute to DC just to get his tag on?

DCepticon said...

"Mr. Simpson, petty crimes like vanadlism and pickpocketing, have expereinced a 20% decline since your campaing started while more serious crimes such as beating someone with a bag full of door knobs have increased 50%. Would you care to explain?"

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