Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Cowboys Defense Crap Their Pants Say Waaah.


DALLAS, TX--As Emmitt Smith squinches up his face like a retard, Troy Aikman reaches to manually check Michael Irvin's temperature as Irvin excitedly explains how he'll be able fill his new serving bowl with cocaine and put his fat fucking face directly inside.

2 comments:

The Cut said...

it's pretty much not fair. Super Funny!

Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

nice headline visual