Friday, September 02, 2005

Katrina 100: 005 Hurricane Kanye.

Holy shit.

Did Kanye West just do what I think he just did?

Things are about to get interesting.

UPDATE: Yep. He sure did.

Things are about to get supercalifreakinbananas.

UPDATE: This seems like a good moment to point out that Late Registration is awesome and can be purchased here.

UPDATE: I was seriously all set to take a nap when, on one last pass through the channels, I happened upon the show on NBC and saw the only 60 seconds of the show that's going to matter tomorrow. Holy shit. Go Kanye.

UPDATE: Okay, I'm all alone here at DCeiver headquarters, thinking about who George Bush does care about. Here's what I know:

"We got a lot of rebuilding to do.... the good news is and it's hard for some to see it now but out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic gulf coast... out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- the guy lost his entire house -- there's going to be fantastic house. I look forward to sitting on the porch. Out of New Orleans is going to come that great city again."
Holy shit! That's a priority to him? Rebuilding Trent Lott's house?

UPDATE: Now that I think about it (Trent Lott's house, that is), it occurs to me that they are going to need someplace to hang the "Mission Accomplished" Banner.

UPDATE: This is a warning to Trent Lott: if I find out that your house is rebuilt with any government assistance, I will be coming to burn it down.

UPDATE: Hold up here...I've got a call in to a member of the crack DCeiver staff to verify that Trent Lott isn't black himself. If it turns out Lott is...well, then that shoots a hole in Kanye's theory. DEVELOPING...

UPDATE: Okay. The DCeiver can now confirm that Trent Lott is not, in fact, black. You may now return to your orgy of Kanye West buying.

UPDATE: Brother of DCeiver is now blogging. Go join him in The Cut, reporting live from Nowf Cackalak.

4 comments:

The Cut said...

Mike Myers looked like a deer in the headlights. Hurry up!!! Quick cut to.............Chris Tucker? Yeah Chris Tucker please god don't jump on the "George Bush doesn't care about black people tip too." Unbelievable. He said that on National TV in a very emotional fragile situation. Couldn't have bin a brighter spotlight.

The Deceiver said...

Chris Tucker looked like he wanted to chew it over with Twix! Can you understand the words that are coming out of his mouth?

ghettoMuppet said...

jesse jackson made a similar comment earlier in the day. i think the real question here is, who has better flow...jessee or kanye?

rockstarjoe said...

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