Friday, October 07, 2005

DCeptette: She gave me kisses and pills version.

  1. To our buddy at VCU, Sabrina Audrey Jess: be careful out there.
  2. Harriet Miers dropped by John Cornyn's office yesterday, and, regardless of what you may think of her qualifications, you have to be happy to have made it out alive. After all, Cornyn's kind of a loathsome psychopath, and he's well known to have come out in favor of judges he doesn't like getting the Grand Theft Auto treatment. And hey, just yesterday, he made it clear that he loves him some unlimited torture when it comes to interrogations. We're guessing Cornyn probably went with his Advise and Consent Waterboard Kit, generously leaving the genital electrification to sterilization enthusiast Tom Coburn. (Washington Post)
  3. Oh, if I had a nickel for every time some dude from Portland told me the attack on the Pentagon never happened! (Craigslist)
  4. Capitol Punishment bemoans the state of negotiations in the land of the Washington Nationals, declaiming, " in all cases involving sports business, it's the fans who get it in the keister." Maybe. I'd be more sympathetic if the fans in this case didn't line up, bend over, and basically ask the MLB to make them bitches for life. Seeing as they did, with heartrending, sorrowful protestations over the lack of a baseball team, my advice to Nationals backers is to keep their keisters in the air and try to enjoy it with something approaching dignity. (Capitol Punishment)
  5. This kid was just making his way, the only way he knew how. That, apparently, was just a little bit more than the law would allow. (Washington Post)

1 comment:

Blue Fish, Red Pond said...

I missed that moonshine article. Awesome.