Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Highlight from post-SOTU Instant Messaging

DCeiver: Nice to know that president Bush has taken a firm stand: "No! To the Island of Dr. Moreau!"

AMC: EXACTLY

AMC: NO ANIMAL HUMAN HYBRIDS

AMC: such a bold stand

AMC: WHAT ABOUT REX?

AMC: he deserves to be cloned

DCeiver: I figured: this guy's seen March of the Penguins and maybe think with a few tweaks we can live for three months without food while warming each other with body heat. Intelligent design and all.

DCeiver: It's Rex's dream.

AMC: he was best part of the speech

DCeiver: I'd like to clone Sam Alito's wife and make super absorbent tissues from her body.

DCeiver: She's so dewy.

3 comments:

nm said...

haha, yeah, out of the whole speech, i think the animal-human-hybrid cloning is the only thing that really jumped out at me. i know that doesn't speak well for me, but i don't even care. say no to human-kittens!

catherine said...

dceiver: please go back to wonkette. the site is crying out for you.

ExplorerD said...

This was nice!