Highlight from post-SOTU Instant Messaging
DCeiver: Nice to know that president Bush has taken a firm stand: "No! To the Island of Dr. Moreau!"
AMC: EXACTLY
AMC: NO ANIMAL HUMAN HYBRIDS
AMC: such a bold stand
AMC: WHAT ABOUT REX?
AMC: he deserves to be cloned
DCeiver: I figured: this guy's seen March of the Penguins and maybe think with a few tweaks we can live for three months without food while warming each other with body heat. Intelligent design and all.
DCeiver: It's Rex's dream.
AMC: he was best part of the speech
DCeiver: I'd like to clone Sam Alito's wife and make super absorbent tissues from her body.
DCeiver: She's so dewy.
3 comments:
haha, yeah, out of the whole speech, i think the animal-human-hybrid cloning is the only thing that really jumped out at me. i know that doesn't speak well for me, but i don't even care. say no to human-kittens!
dceiver: please go back to wonkette. the site is crying out for you.
This was nice!
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