Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Also, he sends text messages of beautiful cruelty.

Gotta hand it to Cheney's handlers. They armed him well with numerous reasons why he couldn't possibly let the press know detail one about what he's calling "the worst day of his life."

He has grown children; we wanted to make sure they were notified, so they didn't hear on television that their father had been shot.

Beltway insiders, of course, know full well that he prefers these sorts of messages be delivered by one of his trained flying cannibal monkeys of the apocalypse.

1 comment:

Sharon Rose said...

I'm so in love with you.