Wednesday, February 22, 2006

DCeptette: Saving You From So Much Wank Version

  1. George Bush: "Younger Indians are acquiring a taste for pizzas from Domino's -- (laughter) -- Pizza Hut." Yeah. And not too far away, your al-Qaeda lovin' neighbor's acquiring a taste for long range ballistic missiles. But you keep right on jokin' about twisty bread, ya fuckin' monkey. [White House]
  2. Actually, it's reTARDoren. [Unrequited Narcissism]
  3. You remember how in some philosophy or ethics class someone always posed the hypothetical: What if you knew a baby was going to grow up to be the next Hitler? Would it be right to commit an act of murder of it would save thousands of lives? Well, that hypothetical period may be over. [Ultragrrrl]
  4. Look. I've pushed the boundary of tiresomeness with the cute little critter. And I have no qualm with you, or anyone else, moving some merch and raking some coin. But we've talked it over, and we're really getting sick to death of you. Could you maybe, just, shut up for a couple of days? It won't go unappreciated. Hey, let your next press release announce that you've managed to have an actual original idea, maybe! Because Barbara Kruger called, and she wants her entire aesthetic vision back. [Obey Butterstick]
  5. You know, it's only natural to meet Congressman Jim Moran for the first time and find him to be a little scary. But once you really get to know him, you realize--he's actually a great big douchebag. [Pygmalion in a Blanket]

7 comments:

Jeff Jetton said...

Twistybread comment = Best Comment EVER!

Loren said...

Barbara Kruger Comment = Please, please get a sense of humor dude.

The Deceiver said...

Well, it's a Kruger rip, "dude." Please clue in.

Cynthia said...

Actually "dude" it's a pretty obvious parody of the OBEY/Andre the Giant Has a Posse campaign.

The Deceiver said...

Actually, "Cynthia", the "OBEY/Andre the Giant...campaign" is the well-known work of "Sheperd Fairey". I understood that SUPER EASY. As I understood the Barbara Kruger rip. Go ahead, and use this service you may have heard of called "Google" and ask it to find you info on her.

Here's the difference, though, Cynthia. Kruger and Fairey don't send me press release after press release begging like desperate matchgirls for attention.

And they are more than a little late to the butterstick party ANYWAY.

JimmyD said...

I think it's a fun page. So they sent you a press release. Big deal. Seems like a compliment to me that they consider you "press."

Sounds like someone needs a hug... maybe from a baby panda? :)

The Deceiver said...

It's not just one press release, and it's not just me who these people are annoying. Whatever...I'm no longer receiving their daily desperate bids for attention, so I win.