Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Two final questions for Dick Cheney.

Hey, Dick. Now that you've described this past weekend as the worst day of your life, here's what I want to know:

  1. Does this mean that you and 9/11 are, like, broken up? And, if so:
  2. Would it be weird if I asked 9/11 out?

Hey, I just want things to be cool between us. Cause I'd rather not, you know...be shot in the face, dude. So, uhm...get back to me.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The quote was "one of the worst days"

The Deceiver said...

Oh, you're just living in a pre-2/11 world, anonymous. America has changed!

castle fern-fern said...

but then he followed it with "at that moment".

so he and 9/11 might be backsies. Ahh, ex-sex. wait...did I take that metaphor too far?