Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Two final questions for Dick Cheney.

Hey, Dick. Now that you've described this past weekend as the worst day of your life, here's what I want to know:

  1. Does this mean that you and 9/11 are, like, broken up? And, if so:
  2. Would it be weird if I asked 9/11 out?

Hey, I just want things to be cool between us. Cause I'd rather not, you shot in the face, dude. So, uhm...get back to me.


Anonymous said...

The quote was "one of the worst days"

The Deceiver said...

Oh, you're just living in a pre-2/11 world, anonymous. America has changed!

castle fern-fern said...

but then he followed it with "at that moment".

so he and 9/11 might be backsies. Ahh, ex-sex. wait...did I take that metaphor too far?