Hey, Dick. Now that you've described this past weekend as the worst day of your life, here's what I want to know:
- Does this mean that you and 9/11 are, like, broken up? And, if so:
- Would it be weird if I asked 9/11 out?
Hey, I just want things to be cool between us. Cause I'd rather not, you know...be shot in the face, dude. So, uhm...get back to me.