Friday, May 19, 2006

George Bush Proves to be Man Enough to Join Another Organization for Part of a Day.

This has got to take him back to his National Guard days:

"Tango el gato, los pantalones!" Bush was heard to exclaim.

Awesome. Here's my only question, after we totally come 90% short of solving the immigrant problem, prompting the President and the 29 Percent Crew to hang another "Mission Accomplished" banner down on the Rio Grande, is a dune buggy really going to be enough? I mean, sure, it looks cool, but doesn't this mean the President is going to have to stuff his crotch with, like, THREE TIMES AS MUCH STUFF as he did riding in a fighter plane?

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