"Tango el gato, los pantalones!" Bush was heard to exclaim.
Awesome. Here's my only question, after we totally come 90% short of solving the immigrant problem, prompting the President and the 29 Percent Crew to hang another "Mission Accomplished" banner down on the Rio Grande, is a dune buggy really going to be enough? I mean, sure, it looks cool, but doesn't this mean the President is going to have to stuff his crotch with, like, THREE TIMES AS MUCH STUFF as he did riding in a fighter plane?