Friday, May 19, 2006

More conversations in real time.

Wife of DCeiver: Hey, how long has it been since you've seen Doctor G_______?

DCeiver: Hmm. It's been a while. Why, was she asking after me today?

W: No. It's just, you know she's got gotten back from maternity leave.

DCV: Yeah?

W: Well, you know how hot she is.

DCV: [pause] Yeah?

W: Well, put it this way. The boobies. They are looking awfully good these days.

DCV: Hmmm. Maybe I should make an appointment.


Ed said...

Wow, does she take Aetna?

nm said...

you have the bestest wife.

A. L. Deviant said...

Mmmmm. Bedside manner.

Bestest wife indeed.