Friday, June 09, 2006

DCeptette: Sexy baby lips version

  1. Well skewered. [Rock Creek Rambler]
  2. Shiloh Pitt-Jolie imagined as the ultimate bait for Dateline's To Catch a Predator series. But as long as they keep telling us that the kid is like, the Golden Child, how can we dare say our outsized urges to fuck it are entirely wrong? [Blogs t r e t c h]
  3. Uh-oh. Tim Kaine's going to review the Percy Walton case. Bound to be controversial. Still, this has basically proven why Kaine was a better choice than Jerry Kilgore. In fact, based upon what we've learned now, Kilgore should have never been allowed to hold the office of Attorney General--of Kaine's decision to review the case, Kilgore says: ""That just defeats the entire judicial process. A jury determined the case. They had many appeals in court after court." I'm a little embarrassed to have to explain the law to you, Jerry, but the governor's right of review does not conflict with the judicial process, it is a part of the judicial process. Ugh. You must have a lower IQ than Walton. [Washington Post]
  4. Zarqawi is dead and the moment is even serious enough for the Note to almost lay off the antic cutesy stupidity that is their stock in trade. Makes you sort of wish we could rekill Zarqawi every day, doesn't it? But then, Halperin's clever enough that he'd pick up on it after about four months or so. [The Note]
  5. Dig it. So there's this freaky-deak named Furious Zion who's a part of some religious nuthatchery--imagine, say, The KLF crossed with unaccountable evil and impervious stupidity--who show up in this neighborhood in NE with his LSD Soundsystem to blare his kee-ray-zee religious message, which is basically a hodgepodge of insulting the people that live there, at top volume every Saturday afternoon. Why wasn't I told that I could just stand on a street corner and yell at people? Who needs a blog if that's legal? Anyway, poor Mike Grass had to interview this weirdie and the entire cuckoo's nest is online. The best part is that according to Lonnie Bruner (who's got a standing dare for the Evil KLF to try their shit in Adams Morgan), one of these dudes lives in leafy McLean. It must be hard living in the middle of all that white devilment, know, the schools are so good! [Free Ride]

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