[T]he detainees who hanged themselves last week were in cells where...there's nothing on the ceiling and the meshing is far too small to allow a sheet or anything to be tied to it. They would have had to slowly strangulate themselves by wrapping a sheet around the toilet bowl or something like that.What?! But I thought they were getting two types of fruit! Surely that's worth living for!
Quick! Somebody go and make sure Duncan Hunter hasn't hanged himself in his closet!