Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Life at Gitmo: Holy Shitting Ass Damnation!

[T]he detainees who hanged themselves last week were in cells where...there's nothing on the ceiling and the meshing is far too small to allow a sheet or anything to be tied to it. They would have had to slowly strangulate themselves by wrapping a sheet around the toilet bowl or something like that.
What?! But I thought they were getting two types of fruit! Surely that's worth living for!

Quick! Somebody go and make sure Duncan Hunter hasn't hanged himself in his closet!


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