U Suck Asses were toyed with -- ridiculed, mocked. The Czech Republicans were absolutely gracious, but they weren't having any fun out there -- they faced a team of ego-stroked pansy-faced pussies playing amateur night football: an infantile, Agoos-esque slopfest -- leaving front of goal constantly open, Keller and the Beeze totally burned and out of place (overrated much?) and poor strategies all the way around -- this was not a Czech win, so much as a complete USA loss.....they deserved it -- they sucked whore cunt. The result would have been better if Arena had placed 11 ficus plants at random points around the pitch for Nedved and his plucky band of lovelies to dribble through.Well, maybe if our economy goes in the toilet, America can get good at soccer the way the Brazilians did--by being too fucking destitute to play with anything other than a sweatsock stuffed with newspapers!
It was my impression that the stupid lifeless shitfests US logged in the lead up games were vanilla ruses to distract the opposition. Everyone's bitching about the defense, but those fuckface midfielders produced a sparkless offense -- if you can call it that -- too. Absolutely no touch, no finesse, no swagger, just lazy, aimless, disorganized slop. Their unfocused passes were intercepted constantly, and no one wanted the ball. There was no foresight or strategy anywhere to be found. Arena looked like a whiny ass soccer mom on the sidelines -- Claudio's S.O.G. was a pinprick of light shining through the fucking AIDS quilt. Convey had ONE decent cross in 90 minutes. Johnson was the only one actually working for a living but his efforts came much too late to mean anything. There used to be guys named Landon Donovon and Brian McBride on our team too, but I think they overslept and missed the bus to the stadium.
Let's face it: I knew we were going to lose this match -- the pregame egocentricity was shallow and disingenuous -- but no one expected it to be such barrel bottom scraping futility, such noxious-gaseousness shoved into the loyal fans' maws. It was a complete embarrassment from the opening touch.....So, my prediction: Italia and Ghana beat the shit out of us too and we go home with hanging heads and lots of excuses and nada, zilch, kaputo else to show for it -- and another four years go by -- Keller, Reyna, McBride, five or six others are outta there -- and the US team sinks into even further mediocrity (don't tell me we're biding our time for the Adu Era -- he'll probably want to go play for Ghana after today....)
.....meanwhile, four years from now the United States won't even be a world power anymore let alone a soccer one.....this was their shot -- they wasted their fans' money and set the program back fifty years with that outing.....everyone wonders why soccer isn't more popular in the States? The minute expectations get high enough for the casual fan to pay attention, the team lays an egg that shit-stained and everyone loses interest again. Who wants to root for that?
Also meanwhile, Ben Rothelisberger's agent scores a coup, getting his client to drive headfirst into an oncoming car to avoid US Soccer's suckfest nabbing the top sports headlines for the day. What a country.