Egads. There are worse things than Sleater-Kinney getting cancelled by the black smoke monster from LOST. To wit: this new commercial from Appalachian State University, which combines inscrutability with crapulence and bakes it inside a gordita shell made up of an utterly appalling jingle. Brother of DCeiver, who is a proud ASU alum and currently lives in the "best apartment in Boone, North Carolina" (source: Zagats) has already pre-booked his grave site to allow for maximum rolling, should the sight of this monstrosity kill him.
Still. It's better than the new Killers song. Oooh, snap!