Who knew that a person could learn so much from one Chinese dude's willingness to mix it up with a Panda bear? First lesson: Sorry, China, but you are so not getting Butterstick back. We'll have a fence of human shields around Woodley Park to keep him in town, so, unless you plan to bring in Airwolf and yank him out of the zoo, Stringfellow Hawke-steez, it ain't happenin'. And who can blame us? You let motherfuckers BITE pandas in China. So not cool. Feel free to take that fake Butterstick from San Diego. She's got the surly disposition your glorious nation needs to keep your people in line.
Check out the story. So many things I didn't know or never considered, like:
And, what's this? Am I detecting rudimentary free markets? Interesting.
But, still: no Butterstick. Back off, China.