2. "Adrian Fenty? Hurray! He will lead the city onward toward the glorious apocalypse of the future!"
3. "Fuck off, Moby. You can get stomped by Obie. You're just jealous that Teaism kicks Teany's ass six ways from Sunday."
4. "Hi. I am an emotional cripple who has assembled a random assortment of words that purport to have something to do with Unbuckled, concert venues, sweatshops, indentured servitude, the fact that I am so self-centered that if I'm not having fun then no one else is by definition, my superior contribution to the music scene because I take unsolicited photos of bands and bake the most amazing cookies for bands and darn the dopest socks for bands, plus I'll name drop George Lakoff for reasons that even I couldn't explain if I had a million billion years and everyone around me was tranked up on Rohypnol and suffering from dysphasia. Anyway, I was just wondering, is there someplace I need to go to pick up the trophy for Stupidest Comment Ever, or should I just root through my stool as usual?"
Friday, September 15, 2006
1. "Adrian Fenty? Boo! He will lead the city back to the fiscal apocalypse of the past!"