Thursday, October 05, 2006

We Call the Mark Foley Tip Line.

We learned about the new tip line for the Mark Foley matter from Wonkette today. Because we take the safety of House Pages seriously at least three days out of every week, we thought we'd leave a message.

Hi. Uhm. Yeah. I had some information that doesn't appear to have really sunk in yet. There may be persons still at work up there that may have known about Foley's improprieties and harbored him from scrutiny. Let's see...there's Dennis...Hastert...D...E...N...N...I...S...H...A...S...T...E...R...T. And John Boehner. Boehner spelled B...O...E...H...N...E...R. Looks like it shoud be pronounced "boner," but it's not. Ironic, isn't it? Anyhoo, I hope that was "slow" and "clear" enough for you to understand, but, if it isn't, just call up the NSA ask them for a transcript. Toodles!

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