What began as an entertaining exercise, in which Wonkette shed light on the backstage goings-on at Late Night Shots--which basically allowed nothing more than letting the eminently rip-uponable to rip themselves--is now threatening to escalate into a full-blown douchebag uprising. No unpopped collar shall be spared.
FishbowlDC has a smattering of choice comments from the LNS gang. Our favorite:
"I would have no problem rolling into Poets and Busboys [sic], destroying their shit and burning and looting the place."
Oh, my. I'd advise against it. The Busboys and Poets crowd is pretty hardcore. They can straight tussle. Shit, you can just imagine what might happen if they rolled up there only to find Etan Thomas giving a reading--a lotta snapped necks. Of course, we don't think this gaggle of spoonfed twats can make it one-third up 14th Street without gettin' all a-scurred. Maybe the LNS Mafia can start small, and work their way up--you know, go toss Teaism or something.
Anyway, this is why we rarely party below P Street.