Bob Corker tests out the new hotline he will use to vigilantly guard all of Tennessee's white women.
Check out my left hand, y'all. It's STILL fighting! How you like that? Seriously, please, someone...make it stop.
Ohhh, don't cry, Rick Santorum's daughter! Just think about how much more time your daddy has now to pump your poor brain full of sweet, sweet, cotton-candy flavored nonsense!