Tuesday, November 07, 2006

While you were voting...

Britney and K. Fed have brought an end to their hilarious marriage.

I'm sure "election year politics" will be the reason given. Mike Jones was probably Brit's meth dealer, too.

Somewhere, out there in the world, is the next recipient of Federline's unholy, rampaging sperm. He's got, like, NANOBOTS in that shit or something.

Gay marriage: looking smarter every day!

3 comments:

wharman said...

Indeed.

inanecrap said...

Jessica Simpson is single ...

A. L. Deviant said...

Dude, I bet you are SO at Tryst's writing that shiznit. Kick Lou Dobbs in the nuts for me, will you?