- "THRILL! To our awesome library of stock photos!"
- "Not suitably impressed? Here they come again! Faster! And zoomier!"
- "We have Jim VandeHei!" Yeah, but I got a Cup 'A Noodles. But I'll consider a trade if The Politico throws in some office supplies or something. Daddy could use a box of binder clips.
- I don't know...if your trailer-makin' skillz are outclassed by Rorschach Theatre, maybe it's time to rethink things.
- "The Politico: Launching January 23!" Yes. The glut just got a whole lot...gluttier.
Watch the trailer.