Five Impressions from Watching the trailer for The Politico

1. "THRILL! To our awesome library of stock photos!"
2. "Not suitably impressed? Here they come again! Faster! And zoomier!"
3. "We have Jim VandeHei!" Yeah, but I got a Cup 'A Noodles. But I'll consider a trade if The Politico throws in some office supplies or something. Daddy could use a box of binder clips.
4. I don't know...if your trailer-makin' skillz are outclassed by Rorschach Theatre, maybe it's time to rethink things.
5. "The Politico: Launching January 23!" Yes. The glut just got a whole lot...gluttier.

Watch the trailer.