Wednesday, December 27, 2006

The Year in Highlights! February 2006: Panic!

February 2006. The shortest month. The easiest month. The month that doesn't even really require you to honor the fact that there is an "r" in the middle of it. Okay? This shitting month should pass without incident, all friendly-like, year in and year out. But, in 2006, motherfuckin' Dick Cheney had to go and get himself shitfaced and go and shoot his best friend on the face. And when that happens, you know that you and yours and the rest of the world have just crossed a new threshold, and there's no going back to the way things were. No, no. Now we live in a realm where a grown-ass man is apologizing for getting his face in the way of some buckshot, but it's still a crime for me to dull the pain of existence by rubbing ground Oxyxontin on the underside of my eyelids.

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