Sunday, January 28, 2007

My Assignment for the Denizens of the Flophouse.

Now that you've all had some time to recover from the Great Squirrel Attack of 2007 (and the concomitant amateur medicine that came with its conclusion), I think we're all owed a first person account of the events, The Sound and the Fury-steez. And of course it should conclude with Kriston yelling at the libraries to "keep it on the shelves! I mean, what are you, Philistines?"

Either that, or Matt beating Marty Peretz in the face with a length of hose pipe. Really, I'd accept either one.

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