So, this rumor got back to us today, and the source, just so you know, is a diehard Terrapin fan.
This is how the rumor goes: Maryland men's basketball coach has been asked by the University to stay the hell out of the state of Maryland when he's not coaching basketball because during the offseason, he apparently prefers to fill the vaccuum normally occupied by basketball with gallon after gallon of booze.
Again: only a rumor, and one we're not inclined to believe because of the dearth of photos of Williams publicly exposing his genitals, which appears to be at the forefront of the drunk in public zeitgeist. On the other hand, his fugly-ass mug always does look a little puffy. We always figured that his family used to beat his face in and it eventually stopped healing.
Still: if you can attest to either Williams' wanton drunkeness or his saintly teetotalism, and if you can point to whether it changes once he crosses the state line, you know...like dem Duke boys!...hit us up.