Remember what we were saying about the essential weirdness of San Francisco politics? Right on cue, SF Mayor Gavin Newsom steps up to prove once and for all that the gays aren't even anywhere close to being a threat to the sanctity of marriage. Much love to the 415!
Here's something that flat out stunned us, though. While reading Wonkette, we came across this sentence, identifying Newsom's latest indiscretion by name:
"Newsom had the affair with Ruby Rippey-Tourk...who was also his secretary at one point..."WTF!? You mean to tell me that Newsom has been fucking the mongoose from The Jungle Books?