Then Lisa Rein, you would have my nomination for this:
"It's not a perverted sexual thing at all," said David Ham, founder of Your Nutz, a San Diego-based business that sells more than 200 kinds of fake testicles.Seriously. I wish I had had a David Ham in my life when I was young and had an all-consuming passion for designing the most diverse array of fake nads that the world had ever seen. I would have been more apt to stand up for myself when my high school guidance counselor said things like, "What are you, some kind of pervert?", "You have a sick, deviant mind!" and, "Get the fuck off my driveway or I'm calling the police!"
[h/t: Amy Argetsinger]