Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Friends on Panels.

We want to let everyone know that DCeiver friend Kriston Capps will be speaking on a panel tomorrow "about visual art and the media" at Provisions Library, Connecticut and Q NW, starting at 6:30pm.

We'd like to remind you all of the necessary protocol when addressing Mr. Capps. Remember, when addressing him, it's customary to preface your question or remarks with either the honorific "My liege" or "Good, sweet, God! You are a WONDER!" When using the latter, smile giddily and blink your eyes rapidly.

Also, during the panel, everytime Kriston finishes speaking, it is proper to loudly declaim: "And so the Supreme Turkmen has spoken!"

Failure to follow these instructions could result in this panel not being the BEST PANEL EVER IN LIFE!

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