Friday, March 09, 2007

Gingrich Makes Least Shocking Confession Ever.

Everyone in DC is feigning surprise over Newt Gingrich's recent admission of an extra-marital affair. Why, even Gingrich seems surprised with his behavior!

"There were times when I was praying and when I felt I was doing things that were wrong. But I was still doing them. I look back on those as periods of weakness and periods that I'm... not proud of."

Hey, Newt? Would you call those occasions when you would retire to the parking garage to pump Calista Bisek full of baby batter (and blow out her car's transmission in the process) a "period of weakness" or a "period you're not proud of?"

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