Saturday, June 02, 2007

The Cold Comfort of the Cato Institute: A Play in One Act.

It is one p.m. on the day of the end of the world. The DCeiver and the Libertarian stand on a high hillock, serenely observing the crushing carnage as everything they know as existence comes to an end.

There is a long pause.

Finally, the Libertarian turns to the DCeiver.

THE LIBERTARIAN: [shrugs] Well. What can I say? In the end, this just goes to show: the system works.


The DCeiver pivots and stares at the Libertarian.


THE DCEIVER: Dude. Seriously. Go fuck yourself.

The world ends.



Beth said...


A. L. Deviant said...

Fek'n brilliant!