Because he'd prefer that people with life-crippling ailments be hooked up to state-funded feeding tubes personally installed by the medical practice of Doctors Frist, Coburn, Moreau, Strangelove and Who rather than get up and start living their lives as a functioning member of society, President Bush yesterday took to the microphones to reaffirm his desire to see stem cell research, if not Robitussin and Trojans, banned.
"Destroying human life in the hopes of saving human life is not ethical."But torture them? Sure! Why the fuck not! We're so FUCKING HUMANE and shit.
Also: Congratulations to the troops! If we take Bush at his word, we can presume that the President thinks of you all as a flock of goddamned parakeets or something.