Monday, July 23, 2007

The Audacity of Dopes: And This Fuckstain is a Frontrunner?

If we've said it once, we've said it a million times: if it were not for the fact that the asshole was captured on camera bumbling around in a daze near the World Trade Center on 9-11, Rudy Giuliani would be remembered as he should be remembered: as a glorious, alienating, absolute embarrassment to all people. Instead, somehow, a sizable portion of America mistook his dumbassity of leadership, and somehow, we've ended up with him as a Presidential contender. He's New York's version of George Allen, except Virginia wised up.

The guy has no family members who are willing to stand in the same room as him, and he's got no real friends. But somehow, I thought that the mobbed-up sycophant functionaries that pretend to like Rudy would be the biggest strike against him--but it turns out that Rudy calls any number of America's top scumwads his friends. Drug addicts, hooker you can cross off pedophile from the list. Even better, a Father Bad Touch priest who was part of a kidfuck sex ring. Awesome.

When its revealed that Rudy has the DC serial arsonist and the Zodiac killer on his staff, don't forget to yell Yahtzee.

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