Friday, July 20, 2007

DCeptette: No Sex in the Scandal Room

  1. Can we just get some condoms out to the kids, CVS? After all, GWU students aren't going to go fuck themselves. Er, wait. Let me rephrase. [CityDesk]
  2. Sorry Shepilov, but Tussaud's doesn't have a Champagne Room. [DCist]
  3. Is ANC Commissioner Frank Winstead a douchebag busybody? Doesn't he have anything more worthwhile to spend his time on? Could he just kindly piss off and leave people alone? See, Frank! Your video raises more questions than it answers! [Grammar.police]
  4. "Hell, yes! I’m the most electrocuting player in the NFL!" Freals, y'all. KSK needs to get Tracy Morgan attached to the Michael Vick story TODAY. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
  5. OH, SNAP. “The scarey thing is that this is apparently a real band. I hope they realize that they’ll now always be known as ‘the band with that annoying song in that horrible cable commercial’ forever.” Told. You. So. [NYO]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Isn't that guy in the CASH t-shirt the very same guy from the "Area Bassist Fellated" article in the Onion?