Thursday, July 26, 2007

DCeptette: That's right! LASER BEAMS.

  1. Look, I'm as big a science fiction fan as the next guy, but come on! Where are the dragon-squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes? The psychic ghost aliens from the dark side of Saturn? The climactic, perilous chase through the astro-comet fields of Rigel 9 in the graviton Star Sleds? It's a good start, but it needs a lot of work. [National Review Online]
  2. Deion Sanders offers his oh-so trenchant viewpoint on the matter of Michael Vick: "I believe Vick had a passion for dogfighting. I know many athletes who share his passion. The allure is the intensity and the challenge of a dog fighting to the death. It's like ultimate fighting, but the dog doesn't tap out when he knows he can't win." And, upon the conclusion of his remarks, Deion did what he always does when he took the field as a pro: danced around like some sort of ass. [Deadspin]
  3. Why kill a Canada goose? Their "prolific pooping poses a nuisance." Oh, okay. Diff-er-ent standards for Kay Bailey Hutchison, then! That's okay. We know the score. [DCist]
  4. The Hill announces the launch of "Hill Tube!" Thanks for releasing the copyright, Mark Foley! [FishbowlDC]
  5. Repurpose/resource: 1.) Thanatopsis: What a Death-Predicting Cat Has To Say About Dow Jones, 2.) Richie/Sawyer Sitdown Set to be the Frost/Nixon of the Twenty-First Century

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