Thursday, July 19, 2007

Vote For the Biggest Ass Factory of Higher Education

Gawker's got a poll coming tomorrow that we are totally behind: "Help Us Pick America's Most Annoying Liberal Arts College." They've made some great nominations, and are inviting write-ins (well, from jerks like me with comment permission, anyway) as well.

Sadly, we just cannot get behind the looming hate for Oberlin College, as the bulk of the people we know from there are decidedly non-idiotic. We might have been inclined to throw our support behind Middlebury--we've heard that in recent years, graduates are asked to sign a "green pledge" promising to turn off lights and ride bicycles and not kill microbes, which sounds more twee than Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like A Peasant played on 78--but, in the end, we cannot risk having the Middlebury Mafia excommunicate us from the DC theatre community.

Thus, we urge you all to vote for Vassar, if only because experience has taught us that virtually everyone there is majoring in Channelling Your Sexual Anxiety Into Becoming a Pretentious Jackass (with a minor in Douche Nuzzling). So, vote tomorrow! Freedom isn't free!

3 comments:

Dave said...

it's "fold your hands child, you walk like a peasant."

get it right.

The Deceiver said...

Argh! Duh. Need factcheck. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

"sounds more twee than Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like A Peasant played on 78"

damn, that's a good line.