Holy shit! The Pygmalii have the scoop on a movie that is flat out gray-raping my BRAINS! They cite the following key ingredients: "knights riding dragons, dragons firing missiles, most of LA blowing up, Robert Forster and what looks to be the guy who hosted While You Were Out and was the opening act for Britney Spears." Also: dragons eating helicopters! Someone better go back in time and send a "Suck It" card to the set of Jaws 2! Event team-ups, please!