Thursday, September 27, 2007

The Audacity of Dopes: The Audacity of Douchebags!

Everyone knows by now that Rudy Giuliani might be the biggest shitheel to ever presume to lead anyone. This is evident in the company he keeps. But is everyone Giuliani associates with a mobbed-up crony, a pedophile, a drug dealer, a pimp or Bernard Kerik? To his credit, no. Many of the people who pretend to like him are just dyed-in-the-wool, hyena-faced assholes. Like Abraham Sofaer, a supporter who is holding a fundraiser where people have been asked to donate $9.11 because the candidate is bent and determined to be as RIDICULOUS AS POSSIBLE where 9/11 is concerned.

Naturally, everyone involved who can be identified by name in the Giuliani camp is pretending that they are just as offended as you. A spokeswoman (which is just another name for a female Rudy acquaintance he hasn't divorced a wife for yet) says the dollar amount was arrived at without their knowledge. And even Sofaer himself is taking the Peter, Bjorn and John defense--blaming it on the young folks! "There are some young people who came up with it," said this asshole, Sofaer.

So, everyone agrees it's kinda wrong, but they'll be damned if they'll do anything to put a stop to it. Actually, they'll likely simply de damned.

And last week, everyone was worried that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was going to exploit 9-11 for his idiot purposes! Good luck, crackpot! Rudy's not nearly done pissing in the mouths of the memories of our dead loved ones. Not by a long shot!

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