Tuesday, October 02, 2007

CSI: Kerfuckadoo

Because the Wife of DCeiver and I enjoy staring straight into the face of howling inanity from time to time, we both indulge our guilty pleasure gland and watch CSI: Miami, the worst show in the history of television (well, that, and our unspoken desire to one day go thirdsies with Emily Procter).

Anyway, we hope that Emily Gould was watching tonight, because that was some close-to-home-hitting bananas nonsense, as the "plot" of tonight's episode hinged on an internet feature loosely based on Gawker Stalker. Suffice it to say, it was absolute, pure nonsense from start to finish, wretched and hilarious in it's utterly horseshitified depiction of both the web and human behavior as a whole.

As of this writing, Gawker Stalker has not figured even tangentially in anyone's murder, but after tonight's episode, you almost wish it would, if only to demonstrate that even if G.S. led to someone's brutal death, it would not go down with anywhere near the mewling asininity of the show's dramatization.

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